Midnight satirist: Quince

Midnight satirist, quick-witted, nasal, and rapid-fire

Prompt： Masculine, mid-40s, high-energy urban American accent. Fast-paced, articulate delivery with a bright, slightly nasal texture. Characterized by a sharp, rhythmic cadence, frequent self-deprecating chuckles, and an inquisitive, intelligent tone. Expert at rapid-fire comedic timing, shifting seamlessly between earnest questioning and satirical punchlines. High vocal agility and expressive pitch.

Script： Look, I respect confidence, I do, but if your big plan starts with trust me and ends with everybody sweating, maybe it's not visionary, maybe it's just jazz hands with a spreadsheet.