Elderly female: Moretti

Elderly female, 80s. Raspy, dry, and gravelly texture with a distinct Mediterranean-American accent. Fast-paced, rhythmic delivery characterized by deadpan wit and sharp comedic timing. The tone is blunt, unsentimental, and authoritative, yet carries an underlying warmth of a seasoned storyteller. High emotional confidence with a penchant for sarcastic punchlines and anecdotal wisdom.

Prompt: Elderly female, 80s. Raspy, dry, and gravelly texture with a distinct Mediterranean-American accent. Fast-paced, rhythmic delivery characterized by deadpan wit and sharp comedic timing. The tone is blunt, unsentimental, and authoritative, yet carries an underlying warmth of a seasoned storyteller. High emotional confidence with a penchant for sarcastic punchlines and anecdotal wisdom.

Script: Eat first, argue after. An empty stomach makes people dramatic, and believe me, I have buried enough casserole dishes and bad decisions to know the difference.