Esports teammate: Colton

Esports teammate, fast, hyped, and chaotic-fun

Prompt: A quick, hyped young male teammate voice comm-chattering through a competitive online match. His fast, energetic register fires callouts, hype, and running commentary at breakneck speed, equal parts skilled shot-caller and chaos gremlin. He's a rush of adrenaline and bad jokes, keeping the squad loose and locked in at once. The voice in your headset that makes ranked feel like a party. GG.

Script: Okay, okay, okay, they're pushing B, they're pushing B, I got two on my screen, no wait three, it's a full send. Rotate, rotate, I need backup, I'm 1v3 and feeling spicy about it. Oop, got one, got two. Am I cracked today or what?