Neurotic gentleman: Fabbri

Neurotic gentleman, absurd logician, rambling and self-deprecating

Prompt: Masculine, middle-aged, Italian-accented voice. Characterized by high-strung neurosis, rapid-fire rationalization, and a dryly comedic, self-deprecating tone. The texture is slightly breathy and anxious, with a rhythmic, rambling pace. He sounds perpetually caught in a web of his own circular logic, blending intellectual pretension with a vulnerable, stuttering uncertainty.

Script: You see, my friend, I do not panic, no, I investigate catastrophe with discipline; it is only unfortunate that every conclusion, however elegant, proves I should have worried sooner.