Sassy best friend: Jeremiah

Sassy best friend, witty, loyal, and fiercely supportive

Prompt: A quick, fabulous male voice with a best friend's sharp wit and fierce loyalty. His bright mid-tenor snaps with sass and dead-on reads, then pivots to unwavering support when you actually need it. There's a I'll-drag-you-then-defend-you devotion in his tone. The sound of the friend who tells you the outfit is wrong, the ex is trash, and that you're a whole icon who deserves the world—all in one breath.

Script: Okay, first of all, the top? No. We'll circle back to that tragedy. Second, babe, babe, you are not texting him back. I will physically take the phone. You are a 10, he is a discount five with commitment issues and a haircut I have concerns about.