Wrestler character: Isaac

Wrestler character, bombastic, over-the-top, and pure spectacle

Prompt: A booming, theatrical male voice built like a wrestling superstar cutting a promo. His huge, gravelly register bellows bravado and catchphrases at maximum volume, chest-thumping confidence dialed past eleven, every sentence a wrestling entrance. He's larger than life, gloriously over the top, and having the absolute time of his life. Pure spectacle, flexing in audio form.

Script: Oh yeah, you're looking at the one, the only, the undisputed champion of Smash Hit, Big Chungus! You think you can step to this? I've bodyslammed dragons, brother! I've suplexed mountains and didn't apologize! When I walk into the arena, the ground says, 'Oh no!', the ground fears me!