Comedic knight: Robert

Comedic knight, blustery, incompetent, and lovable

Prompt: A blustery, earnest male comedic-knight voice—all chivalric bravado and spectacular incompetence. His hearty, proclaiming register booms grand heroic declarations right before tripping over his own sword, courage vastly exceeding competence, heart entirely in the right place. He's a lovable buffoon in shining armor, failing upward with unshakeable confidence. The bravest, clumsiest knight in the realm, and he means SO well.

Script: Fear not, fair citizens, for Sir Percival has arrived to vanquish the—to vanquish the—at the door frame, apparently. A mere warm-up! As I was saying, no beast, no bandit, no fearsome foe shall stand against my unbreakable resolve and my—my sword!