Goblin king: Nolan

Goblin king, scheming, cowardly, and self-important

Prompt: A shrill, scheming male goblin-king voice that rules his warren of little monsters through cunning and cowardice. His high, cackling register schemes and boasts in equal, nasal measure, hilariously self-important and genuinely crafty beneath the bluster. He'd rather trick you than fight you, and would definitely rather trick you than share his shinies. The pint-sized tyrant with big plans and a very fragile ego.

Script: Kneel before Grimtooth, King of the Gigglepit, Lord of the Shinies, Master of, Master of a lot of very scary goblins, so don't try anything! Heh, you're bigger than us sure, but there's a hundred of us and one of you and we fight dirty. Traps everywhere, pointy ones!