Goblin merchant voice: Luca

Goblin merchant voice, scheming, snickering, and shameless

Prompt: This goblin-merchant voice—nasal, reedy, and gleefully scheming, greed given a throat infection. The phlegm-flecked register scurries up and down in pitch, words rubbed together like coins, punctuated by wet snickers and the audible counting of profits. Flattery drips, threats squeak, and both arrive in the same breath. It sounds like every vowel is bent toward the deal, every pause spent doing arithmetic in your disfavor.

Script: Oh, look what wanders into Snagglewart's shop. Shiny buttons, yes, yes. For you, special price. Only mostly unfair. He he he. What's that? Too expensive? You wound Snagglewart, you steal the bread from his grandchildren. Fine, fine.