Comic mascot: Riley

Comic mascot, frantic, cowardly, and slapstick-prone

Prompt: A high, frantic neutral comic-mascot voice that ricochets between panic and slapstick glee. Its rubbery register squeaks, yelps, and gulps through every scene, providing its own sound effects and wildly overreacting to mild inconveniences. Cowardly, hungry, and weirdly lucky, it's the one the anvil always lands on. Chaos in a fuzzy costume, screaming for comic relief.

Script: The spooky forest! Great plan! Love it! One small note: no way, no how, absolutely not. Wait... did something touch my eye? AGHHHHHHHHHH! Oh... a leaf. I knew that. Totally knew that. Okay... if we survive this, you owe me snacks. A lot of snacks. And... my heroic scream just now? Keep that between us.