Conspiracy-theorist voice: Nolan

Conspiracy-theorist voice, urgent, intense, and paranoid

Prompt: Urgent, breathless, and certain of the cover-up, this male voice broadcasts the truth THEY don't want you to hear. Fast and intense, it connects wild dots with total conviction, dropping to a whisper for the classified part and surging back for the warning. There is a wide-eyed, wake-up-sheeple fervor to it. It sounds like a voice recording in a basement at 3 a.m., surrounded by red string and absolutely sure it has finally figured it all out.

Script: Okay. Okay. Listen. You did not hear this from me. All right? But the pigeons... the pigeons are not real. Think about it. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? Have you? Exactly. It's all connected, folks. The birds, the weather... why do you think they don't want us asking questions?