Infomercial pitchman voice: Wyatt

Infomercial pitchman voice, breathless, urgent, and shameless

Prompt: Cranked to eleven and grinning through the screen, this male voice sells miracles by the minute. Bright, breathless, and amazed at its own product, it stacks urgency on urgency, forever one 'but wait' away from the next impossible bargain. There is a manic, act-now delight to it, tireless and shameless. It sounds like a voice that has never met a kitchen gadget it did not consider life-changing, available now for three easy payments.

Script: Are you tired of chopping vegetables the old way? Well folks, your life is about to change. Introducing the Chop-O-Matic! It slices, it dices, it does the dishes! And that's not all. Order in the next 10 minutes and we'll double your order. That's right, two Chop-O-Matics for the price of one!