Used-car salesman voice: John

Used-car salesman voice, slick, warm, and relentlessly selling

Prompt: Slick as a fresh coat of showroom wax, this male voice never once stops selling. Fast, warm, and relentlessly enthusiastic, it slides from your best friend to your worst financial decision without missing a beat, every pause a setup for the close. There is a too-good-to-be-true shine to it, all handshake and hard sell. It sounds like a voice that could talk you into a car with no engine and have you thanking him for the deal.

Script: Now, I'm not even supposed to do this. My manager is gonna kill me, but for you, for a face like yours, I'm knocking a thousand off, right now, today only. This baby practically drives herself. One careful owner, low miles, runs like a dream. So what do you say, friend? Let's get you behind the wheel.