Jersey woman voice: Layla

Jersey woman voice, loud, sassy, and brassy

Prompt: This female voice of a big-haired Jersey woman—loud, sassy, and gum-snapping, with a thick accent and zero filter. The tone is brassy and fast, dropped G's, every sentence delivered with total confidence and a side of attitude. There's a fierce, ride-or-die warmth underneath the volume. It sounds like a voice that will fight anybody for you, tell you your outfit's wrong, and drive two hours to bring you soup, all in one afternoon.

Script: I don't even get me started. So I said to her, I says, 'Honey, you've got some nerve coming at me like that, some nerve.' And she goes, you're not going to believe this, she goes nothing, nothing, 'cause she knows. Anyway, you look tired sweetheart, you eaten? You're not eating. Sit.