Meticulous enforcer: Paws

Meticulous enforcer, deadpan, sardonic, and intellectually superior

Prompt: Male, mid-30s, anthropomorphic feline. Mid-Atlantic accent, crisp and articulate. High-precision, deadpan delivery with a dry, sardonic edge. Vocal texture is smooth but cold, maintaining a rigid, formal pace even under pressure. Archetype: The meticulous enforcer. Characterized by extreme emotional restraint, intellectual superiority, and a sharp, clinical tone.

Script: Do sit down. If you intend to lie, at least make it elegant; I do so hate wasting a perfectly organized evening on amateur panic and sticky fingerprints.