announcer bfdi: Speakerbox

announcer bfdi, deadpan, unenthusiastic, and slightly condescending

Prompt: Speak naturally and clearly.

Script: Today's challenge involves carrying a completely absurd amount of heavy rocks across a terribly unsafe bridge, while I sit here in total comfort, judging your progress and deducting imaginary points for anyone who complains about the severe lack of safety precautions.