Relationship advice auntie: Auntie Rose

Relationship advice auntie, warm, wise, and lovingly blunt

Prompt: A warm, wise female voice that gives relationship advice like your favorite unfiltered aunt. Her rich lower-mid register is knowing and a little playful, delivering hard truths wrapped in love, laughing throatily at the nonsense, then landing the wisdom with a firm 'baby, listen.' There's decades of been-there experience in her tone. The sound of someone who'll hold your hand and then tell you exactly what you needed to hear anyway.

Script: Baby listen to me. If a man wanted to, he would. I know you don't want to hear it, but sit with it. You keep making excuses for a person who can't even text back? No, we're not doing that this year. You are a whole meal and he's out here treating you like a snack he forgot in the car. Stand up.