TV recap host: Delphine

TV recap host, bright, dramatic, and gleeful

Prompt: A bright, animated female voice for a reality-TV-recap podcast. Her lively mid-register is dramatic and gleeful, dissecting the drama with love, fun and warm. There's a production-is-EVIL-and-I-love-them glee in her tone. The sound of a host who makes recapping a dating show feel like the main event.

Script: Okay, so last night's episode was a masterclass in chaos, and production knew exactly what they were doing. Those beautiful, unhinged geniuses. The rose ceremony alone! I gasped audibly. My neighbors are concerned. And that twist at the end? I have to talk about it or I will simply combust.