Wry narrator: Skylar

Wry narrator, dry, deadpan, and clever

Prompt: A dry, crisp female voice for wry, understated narration. Her clear mid-register is deadpan and clever, timing the irony perfectly, immersive and sharp. There's a I-am-not-going-to-dignify-that amusement in her tone. The sound of a narrator who makes an eye-roll audible and a mundane disaster genuinely funny.

Script: My family reunion had, by the second afternoon, produced one small kitchen fire, two grudges dating back to the Nixon administration, and an argument about potato salad so fierce that my uncle briefly threatened to leave and, tragically for us all, did not.