Urban fantasy narrator: Elizabeth

Urban fantasy narrator, cool, quick, and wry

Prompt: A cool, confident female voice for urban fantasy. Her clean mid-register is quick and wry, blending the mundane and the magical with attitude, modern and sharp. There's a monsters-pay-rent-too swagger in her tone. The sound of a narrator who makes a demon deal in a downtown diner feel like a Tuesday.

Script: Here's the thing nobody tells you about magic: it's mostly paperwork. Wards to renew, debts to the Fae, a werewolf landlord who wants the rent on time or in blood, his choice. I run a little agency for the things that go bump. Business is good, which in this city, is exactly the problem.