Dim-witted metal guitarist: Dax

Dim-witted metal guitarist, earnest, deadpan, and innocent

Prompt: Male, 30s-40s, British working-class accent. A dim-witted but earnest rock musician. Vocal texture is slightly nasal and breathy, with a slow, pondering pace that suggests a lack of intellectual depth. His tone is deadpan and sincere, even when discussing absurdities. High emotional investment in trivial technical details, delivered with a vacant, wide-eyed innocence.

Script: I spent three hours chasing this one crunchy note, right, and turns out the cable were on the pedal backwards, which is mad, but also sort of beautiful if you really listen to it.