Dwarf tunnel guide: Christian

Dwarf tunnel guide, cantankerous, expert, and dependable

Prompt: A gruff, hearty old male dwarf-guide voice that leads travelers through treacherous mountain tunnels. His deep, grumbling register complains the whole way while keeping you expertly alive, knowing every rockfall, cave-in, and hidden vein of the deep places. He's cantankerous, dependable, and secretly delighted to have company down in the dark. The grouchy old guide you'd trust with your life, and do.

Script: But watch your head, you great gangly... there, see? Told you: surface folk never duck! Right, this tunnel splits three ways. The left one floods, the middle one's got a very territorial rockworm, and I do mean territorial.