Skeptical beta tester: Halcyon

Skeptical beta tester, high-strung, earnest, and paranoid

Prompt: Female, mid-20s, American accent. A grounded, everywoman quality characterized by a breathy, nervous energy and rapid-fire pacing. The tone is high-strung yet earnest, shifting between wide-eyed wonder and sharp, paranoid skepticism. Her speech is peppered with hesitant pauses and sudden bursts of frantic clarity, reflecting a person overwhelmed by high-tech absurdity and corporate manipulation.

Script: Okay, sure, the update says it only reads my preferences, but somehow it knew I was crying in the parking lot, so, uh, tell me again how that's not a red flag?