Local radio host: Gentry

Local radio host, self-important, crisp, and desperately authoritative

Prompt: Masculine, middle-aged British RP with a regional Norfolk lilt. High-energy but socially strained, characterized by a desperate need for authority and validation. Features a crisp, nasal resonance, frequent self-interruptions, and a rhythmic, staccato delivery. The tone shifts between forced joviality and defensive irritability, typical of a local broadcaster clinging to relevance.

Script: Right, settle down, please, because if anyone in this town knows how these things ought to be run, well, it's me, frankly, and no, I won't apologise for expecting a bit of standards.