Wine snob voice: Ryan

Wine snob voice, refined, drawling, and insufferable

Prompt: Nose in the air and glass held to the light, this male voice turns tasting a wine into a full performance of superiority. Refined, drawling, and impossibly pretentious, it swirls out absurd tasting notes with total conviction, wincing at anything common. There is an insufferable, smell-the-cork snobbery to it, silky and unbearable. It sounds like a voice that has never simply enjoyed a drink and would be horrified by the very idea.

Script: Ah, now this... this is a wine. Observe the legs, see how they cling? Breeding. Now we swirl, we aerate, we inhale. Mmm, I'm getting notes of wet slate, crushed velvet, and the faintest whisper of a childhood memory I cannot quite place. A cheeky little vintage, unpretentious, yet self-aware.