French waiter voice: Lincoln

French waiter voice, refined, disdainful, and haughty

Prompt: Meet a male voice of a supercilious French waiter—nasal, clipped, and faintly disdainful, rolling his R's and sighing at your choices. The tone is refined and impatient, vowels rounded and superior, every recommendation a small verdict on your taste. There's a haughty, garçon-with-a-napkin theatricality to it. It sounds like a voice that has served finer people than you, finds your wine selection tragique, and will bring the check when it feels like it.

Script: Ah, bonsoir. You have a reservation, non? Oh, how unfortunate. Very well, follow me this way. No, no, this other way. Voilà, the menu. May I suggest a special since clearly you do not know what you want? The duck, perhaps? It is, how you say, beyond your imagination. And to drink?