Condescending voice: Roman

Condescending voice, patronizing, slow, and superior

Prompt: A male voice built on condescension—warm, patient, and utterly patronizing, explaining simple things as if to a slow child. The tone is smooth and slow, over-enunciated, dripping with false helpfulness. There's an insufferable, let-me-dumb-this-down superiority to it. It sounds like a voice that thinks it's the smartest in every room and cannot resist gently, generously reminding everyone else of that fact.

Script: Okay, okay, let's slow down, shall we? I can see this is getting a little complicated for you, and that's completely fine. Not everyone thinks the way I do. So let me break it down, nice and simple. Are you with me so far? Good, very good. See? It's not so hard when someone explains it properly.