Posh British voice: Carter

Posh British voice, refined, plummy, and haughty

Prompt: You're hearing a male voice of upper-crust British aristocracy—crisp, plummy, and impossibly posh, with rounded Received-Pronunciation vowels and effortless disdain. The tone is refined and unhurried, consonants immaculate, every word dripping with inherited superiority and dry wit. There's a monocle-and-brandy hauteur to it. It sounds like a voice that has never queued for anything, finds most things frightfully tedious, and says so with exquisite politeness.

Script: Ah yes, how perfectly quaint. Do come in. Though I warn you, we don't stand on ceremony here. Well, we do rather, but you needn't worry about all that. Tea, of course you'll have tea, one simply must. Now, I understand you wish to speak with me about something frightfully important.