Late-night satirist: Grant-Hayes

Late-night satirist, dry and sardonic, with sharp curiosity

Prompt: Masculine, late-middle-aged to senior. A seasoned broadcaster with a dry, sardonic wit and a rhythmic, slightly nasal Midwestern American accent. Features a distinctive gap-toothed sibilance and a self-deprecating, observational pace. Transitions effortlessly between sharp, cynical humor and professional, inquisitive interviewing. Vocal texture is slightly weathered but energetic.

Script: You seem wonderfully confident for a man explaining disaster like it's a hobby, so let's start simple, friend, when did you first realize the wheels were off and keep smiling anyway?