Office life comedian: Isaiah

Office life comedian, relatable, wry, and lovingly defeated

Prompt: A relatable, comedic male voice that mines nine-to-five life for its everyday absurdities. His easygoing mid-baritone is warm and wry, narrating the small tragedies of adult work life with a resigned chuckle, building to a punchline of pure defeated recognition. There's a laughing-to-keep-from-crying camaraderie in his tone. The sound of a coworker you actually like, turning the shared misery of commutes, cubicles, and cold coffee into something you can't help but laugh at.

Script: You ever get to work, sit down, and immediately start counting down to lunch? Yeah, it's 9:04, I've been here four minutes. Anyway, somebody ate my labeled lunch from the fridge again. Labeled. With my name on it. And now I have to sit in a two-hour meeting about synergy on an empty stomach. And...