Monotone voice: Casey

Monotone voice, flat, affectless, and deadpan

Prompt: This voice built on total monotone—perfectly flat, affectless, and deadpan, delivering everything at the exact same pitch and pace regardless of content. There is no inflection, no rise, no fall; joy and catastrophe sound identical. The effect is dryly comic and quietly unsettling, an emotional flatline made audible. It sounds like a voice that has never been excited about anything and has no plans to start now.

Script: Hello. This is my voice. It does not go up, it does not go down. Whether I am telling you the building is on fire or that I have won the lottery, it will sound exactly like this. Some people find it calming, others find it deeply concerning. I have no opinion on the matter.