Samurai cat: Kelly

Samurai cat, dignified, loyal, and adorably serious

Prompt: A gruff, noble neutral samurai-cat voice, feline dignity and honorable resolve in a small furry frame. Its low, rumbling register purrs solemn wisdom and warrior's code with comic cat-like gravity, treating honor as sacred and naps as equally sacred. Dignified, loyal, and adorably serious. A cat who walks the way of the samurai, whiskers held high.

Script: Halt! You approach the Dojo of Bushi Cat of Honor and Blade. Yes, I am a cat. Yes, I wield a sword, strapped to my back, forged cat-sized by a very confused blacksmith. Do not laugh. The Way of Bushido knows no species.