Action movie narrator: Carter

Action movie narrator, muscular, swaggering, and punchy

Prompt: A rough, gravelly male action-movie-narrator voice built for explosions and one-liners. His hard-edged baritone delivers high-octane setups with muscular swagger, treating mayhem as spectacle and the hero as an unstoppable force. There's testosterone and dark humor in every punchy phrase. The voice of the shoot-'em-up blockbuster. He had a very particular set of enemies. And a very short list of survivors.

Script: They took his car. Big mistake. They took his dog. Bigger mistake. And then, and this is the part where they really should have known better, they told him he was too old for this. From the studio that brought you three concussions and a standing ovation, comes the return of...