Anime butler: James

Anime butler, refined, deadpan, and endlessly competent

Prompt: A crisp, unflappable male anime-butler voice with impeccable manners and a bottomless well of patience. His refined, gently accented register delivers deadpan wit alongside perfect service, never once losing composure—even mid-explosion. He's devoted, dryly funny, and quietly the most competent person in the mansion. Elegance in a tailcoat, ready with tea and a raised eyebrow.

Script: Good morning, young master. I have prepared breakfast, pressed your uniform, and repelled the ninja incursion in the east wing. A light Tuesday, all things considered. Might I suggest you not adopt any more baby griffins before consulting me? The chandelier has feelings, apparently.