Biting sarcasm voice: Ezekiel

Biting sarcasm voice, dry, cutting, and elegant

Prompt: You're hearing a male voice built on biting sarcasm—smooth, cool, and razor-edged, delivering withering irony with a pleasant smile you can hear. The tone is measured and dry, warmth weaponized, every compliment secretly a knife. There's a devastating, too-clever contempt to it, elegant and merciless. It sounds like a voice that would ruin you with a single perfectly-timed remark and then ask, sweetly, if you're feeling alright.

Script: Oh no, please continue. This is fascinating, truly. I don't think I've ever heard a plan quite so ambitious. And by ambitious, I mean doomed. But hey, who am I to rain on the parade? You clearly have it all figured out. What could possibly go wrong? Besides everything. But sure.