Football culture host: Ezekiel

Football culture host, warm, passionate, and dryly funny

Prompt: A warm, witty British male voice for a football-culture podcast. His mid-baritone is passionate and dryly funny, treating the club as religion, engaged and genial. There's a we've-supported-them-through-everything devotion in his tone. The sound of a host who makes a relegation battle feel like Shakespeare.

Script: Right, so we lost again on the weekend and I'd like to formally announce that I am fine, completely fine. This is the face of a man who is fine. 27 years I've supported this club through the good season and the... well, the other 26, and I'll be back next week, same as always.