Satire narrator: Matthew

Satire narrator, dry, cutting, and elegant

Prompt: A dry, crisp male voice for satire. His mid-tenor is cutting and elegant, delivering the barb with deadpan grace, witty and precise. There's a everyone-is-ridiculous-including-us amusement in his tone. The sound of a narrator who eviscerates a whole society while sounding perfectly, dangerously polite.

Script: The citizens of Grandvale prided themselves on being reasonable people, by which they meant that they had all agreed, quite reasonably, never to mention the enormous and increasingly hungry dragon living in the town square. To mention it would be alarmist.