Celebrity gossip creator: Amelia

Celebrity gossip creator, catty, gleeful, and receipt-wielding

Prompt: A catty, delicious female voice that spills celebrity gossip like the world's most connected group chat. Her bright mid-register is quick and gleeful, dripping with knowing implication, gasping at the drama, dropping 'allegedly' with a wink, then landing the read with a satisfied little purr. She talks like she has receipts and can't wait to show you. Juicy, playful, and impossible to stop listening to—messy in the most entertaining way.

Script: Okay, buckle up because the timeline is not adding up and I have questions. So, she posts the vacation photo, right? Cute. Except, zoom in. That's his jacket in the background. The man she never met. Allegedly. I'm not saying anything. I'm saying everything. The comments already know. Let's discuss.