Judgment story reader: Riley

Judgment story reader, playful, judgy, and gossipy-fair

Prompt: A playful, judgy female voice that reads 'am I the bad guy' stories and delivers verdicts like a fun courtroom. Her bright mid-register is quick and expressive, narrating with raised-eyebrow commentary, gasping at the audacity, then dropping the ruling with mock-gavel authority. There's a gossipy, we're-all-friends-here delight to her tone. The sound of someone who lives for other people's petty conflicts and gives shockingly reasonable takes between the sass.

Script: Okay, so she wants to know if she's the bad guy for not inviting her sister to the wedding. And honestly, let me read the details before I, oh, oh. She read your diary at Thanksgiving? Out loud? Ma'am, you are so not the bad guy. You're a saint. I'd have flipped the whole turkey. Verdict: Innocent.