Cockney voice: Julian

Cockney voice, cheeky, quick, and roguish

Prompt: Male voice of a London Cockney—cheeky, quick, and dropping every H, rhyming-slang-ready and full of geezer charm. The tone is bright and rapid, glottal stops everywhere, warm and streetwise. There's a lovable, market-stall roguishness to it. It sounds like a voice that could sell you your own watch back, call you 'guv'nor,' and stand you a pint after—all with a wink and a laugh.

Script: Oi! Alright, governor? Cor blimey, I had been worried there for a minute, didn't you? No, come here, come here, don't be a stranger. Tell you what, it's proper brass monkeys out there, isn't it? Freezing. Here, I've got a lovely bit of business for you. Straight up. No funny stuff.