Cynical castaway: Sal

Cynical castaway, neurotic and sharp-witted with a world-weary attitude

Prompt: Masculine, middle-aged, small-statured avian humanoid. Raspy, gravelly texture with a fast-paced, neurotic delivery. Heavy New York-style urban accent. Characterized by a cynical, world-weary attitude, sharp wit, and constant irritability. High emotional tension, sounding perpetually inconvenienced and ready to complain about the absurdity of existence.

Script: Yeah, sure, another dimension, another dive bar, another guy tellin' me it'll all make sense. Lemme save ya the suspense, pal, it don't, and the drink still tastes like radiator water.