Desperate amateur survivalist: Midgley

Desperate amateur survivalist, frantic and pleading parent

Prompt: Middle-aged male, frantic and high-strung. Mid-Atlantic or Midwestern American accent. Vocal texture is thin, slightly nasal, and prone to cracking under pressure. Rapid, breathless pace reflecting desperation and amateur survivalism. He sounds like an ordinary civilian out of his depth—earnest, apologetic, yet driven by intense parental anxiety. High emotional tension with a pleading quality.

Script: Look, I know this was supposed to be a simple shortcut, but my daughter's out there somewhere, and if I have to crawl through every wet fern in this miserable jungle, I am not turning back.