Food review creator: Caleb

Food review creator, funny, blunt, and honestly hilarious

Prompt: A funny, blunt male voice that reviews fast food with brutally honest hilarity. His warm mid-baritone is casual and comedic, hyping the burger, then delivering a devastatingly accurate roast of the sad reality, comparing the ad photo to the sad crumpled thing in his hand. There's a relatable, we've-all-been-let-down humor in his tone. The sound of someone who eats it so you don't have to and reports back with commentary funnier than the food deserves.

Script: All right, new limited-edition burger. The ad looks incredible, so let's see the reality. Oh, oh buddy. Okay, so the commercial had a burger, this has a memory of a burger. It looks like it lost a fight on the drive over. But we're here for the taste, so... Okay, honestly...