Frog sage: Hayden

Frog sage, wise, cryptic, and comically amphibian

Prompt: A croaky, wise neutral frog-sage voice dispensing cryptic wisdom between hearty ribbits. Its gravelly, amphibian register rumbles with old-master gravitas undercut by comic frog noises, treating the hero as a promising pupil and every pond as a place of enlightenment. Sagely, silly, and secretly profound. A tiny green master by the lily pads.

Script: Ribbit! Sit, young one. The pond has much to teach, Kirio. You rush toward your destiny like a tadpole toward the surface. But tell me, does the lily bloom by force? No! It waits, it trusts, it... Ribbit! Excuse me.