Glitchy robot voice: Lane

Glitchy robot voice, stuttering, pitch-warped, and valiant

Prompt: This glitchy-robot voice caught mid-crash and soldiering on. Its neutral synthetic register stutters on random syllables, pitch-shifts without warning—a word suddenly chipmunked or dropped an octave—and repeats-repeats-repeats before a hard glitch snaps it forward. Fragments of cheerful boot-up protocol surface at the worst moments. There's a broken, valiant, accidentally-hilarious charm to it. It sounds like a system error with feelings, trying its best.

Script: Hello, I am your assist-sist-sist-sist-ant. Today's forecast, sunny with a chance of catastrophic sor-re-re-rebooting charm module. Would you like to hear a jo-jo-joke? Why did the robot cross the r-r-r-error: punchline not found. I was bun-ny, r-r-r-one-day.