Harried theater director: Harcourt

Harried theater director, brisk, flustered, and comically exasperated

Prompt: Masculine, middle-aged, working-class British accent. Vocal texture is slightly raspy and weary, reflecting a stressed coordinator. Pace is brisk and business-like but frequently interrupted by flustered sighs. He speaks with the earnest, humble authority of a craftsman out of his depth, balancing patience with comedic exasperation. High emotional tension during chaotic rehearsals.

Script: Right, if the moon won't stay up, the door won't shut, and Geoffrey's lost his beard again, we'll just breathe through it and make this look intentional, shall we?