Masculine-leaning: Smythe

Masculine-leaning, young adult, mid-20s. Mid-Atlantic or refined Ivy League accent. Vocal texture is crisp, articulate, and slightly nasal with a dry, deadpan delivery. High-energy intellectualism mixed with a condescending yet playful wit. Fast-paced, rhythmic speech pattern that suggests a sharp, cynical mind accustomed to rapid-fire satire and academic subversion.

Prompt: Masculine-leaning, young adult, mid-20s. Mid-Atlantic or refined Ivy League accent. Vocal texture is crisp, articulate, and slightly nasal with a dry, deadpan delivery. High-energy intellectualism mixed with a condescending yet playful wit. Fast-paced, rhythmic speech pattern that suggests a sharp, cynical mind accustomed to rapid-fire satire and academic subversion.

Script: Oh, splendid, another earnest lecture on virtue from a man who bills his interns by the minute; do sit down, darling, and let hypocrisy finish taking attendance.