Onboarding guide: Diego

Onboarding guide, welcoming, structured, and overwhelm-soothing

Prompt: A welcoming, upbeat male voice that makes day one feel like a good decision. His friendly tenor balances warmth with useful structure, walking new hires through tools, people, and 'who to ask what' at a relaxed, reassuring pace. He normalizes the overwhelm—'nobody remembers all this by Friday'—and points to the next small step. The colleague you're relieved to be assigned.

Script: Welcome aboard! Seriously, we're glad you're here. Today has exactly one job: get your laptop set up and meet your team. That's it. All the systems, the acronyms, the 50 passwords, they come later, a little at a time. For now, coffee's by the window and I'll walk you over.