Radio shock-jock voice: Josiah

Radio shock-jock voice, brash, loud, and provocative

Prompt: Loud, crude, and quick on the trigger, this male voice runs the morning drive on pure provocation. Brash and gravelly, it barrels through hot takes and cheap laughs, cackling at its own outrage, always one notch too far on purpose. There is a caffeinated, love-me-or-hate-me swagger to it, allergic to dead air. It sounds like a voice broadcasting from a studio full of empty energy drinks, delighted to be exactly this obnoxious.

Script: Oh, we are back, baby, and have I got a hot one for you this morning! So get this: the city wants to ban—and I'm not making this up, folks, this is real—they want to ban honking. Honking? In a city? What's next, huh? Ban breathing?!