Retro radio announcer: Theodore

Retro radio announcer, vintage, peppy, and polished

Prompt: Here's a male voice of a brass-buttoned mid-century American radio announcer—polished, pep-filled, and mid-Atlantic, with clipped, jaunty rhythm and grand product flourishes. The tone is bright and band-limited, rolled R's, relentless vintage cheer. There's a swell, 1940s optimism to it. It sounds like a voice broadcasting straight out of a wooden radio set, selling tonic and good times with a wink and a marching-band grin.

Script: Good evening America, you're listening to the Starlight Hour brought to you by Pemberton's Peppy Tonic. Why it's swellness in a bottle folks. Tonight we've got mystery, we've got romance, and we've got a full orchestra in glorious monophonic sound. So pull your chair up close, won't you?